A rant a day keeps everyone away...

Monday, May 26, 2008

My Thoughts On...

...Dragonball...the movie....made in America....so....fuckin....WRONG!

My thoughts:
-Goku looks like an idiot.

-Yamcha looks like a DVD seller.

-Chi Chi looks like an American Idol contestant.

-Bulma looks like...not Bulma.

-Master Roshi aka Datuk Kame (don't ask me, ask Msian translators) looks like an Ah Beng uncle who hangs out in Chinese coffeeshops/kopitiams drowning in cheap beer.

Is it just me or does this seem like a big budget scale Dragonball cosplay convention?

Friday, May 23, 2008

I think I have developed...

...superpowers? No, I have not been on a Heroes marathon that resulted in hallucinations, if thats what you think.

I recently realised, if I concentrate real hard and close my eyes (holding my Japanese dictionary), I can actually, really, listen to my neighbours crystal clear. What she did today, what time she came home etc. Could this be a sign of superhearing powers!?

...oh wait. Its the superthin walls and superloud bitch next door.